January 2012
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
CAN'T WAIT FOR A NEW YEARS KISS TONIGHT WITH MY...
penishole:
Oh wait……I don’t have one.
December 2011
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
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It’s a tradition :*D
you don't have to be skinny to be pretty..
Please, I’m prettier than some of the skinny people
Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for... →
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DUECES
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After 3 feet:
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Shit, after 3 steps…
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
I really fucking love potatoes.
meowington5:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
BLESS
So won't the real slim shady please stand up,...
allofthefucks asked: Damn Baby, you fine!!
