“Fatty Fatty two by four, cant get through the kitchen door. Skinny Skinny one by one eat a cracker and your done. 1+1 is 2 & 2+2 is 4, 4+4 is 8, & 8+8 is 16. 16/2 is 8 & 8/2 is 4. 4’s the new 6, & 8’s the new 12, Its got me wondering “what the hell?” Now whats the logic to all of this? They’re all just numbers, you skinny b!+ch!

A stick walks down a line and its considered a art form, but a woman  tries to stand on that same line and her fat a$$ falls off like an unexperienced tightrope walker off a wire. Chomp, Chomp Chew, Chomp, Chomp, Chew, I can et less than you! Why the hatred, Why the pain, over a silly little weight gain?

Love your body the way it is, cause we’re not all in show biz!”

There you go dill!